Cows


I don't think these really need an introduction so...

          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
    ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
      Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Nancy Reagan-type
                    with milk     after milking     cow with milk


          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
 *  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
      Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after  Red-blooded American Bull
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull


          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
 *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
     on grass         on cow


           (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
  ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
   Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
     a shit            shit             kicked out of her


          (__)
          (oo)                       U
   /-------\/                    /---V
  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
 Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.



          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
 *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
    ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)
 American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow




          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
 Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
 start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
 Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                       psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms


                                          /\                  __
                                         /  \                 ||
              (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
              SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
       /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
      / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
     *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
     This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
   to George Washington       this cow                   cow


                                                  (__)
          *        (__)                           (oo)
           \       (oo)                     /------\/
            \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
             | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
             ||----||                    *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
      Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
        to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday


                   (___)               (__)      (__)
                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
            /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
           / |     ||V                   |        |
          *  ||----||                    ||------||
             ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
   The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
 the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle


              (__)                   (__)
              [##]                   (@o)
       /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
      / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
     *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
        ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
  This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
   to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman


               (____)               (____)                       __)
               (oo  )               (o  o)                     (O O)
    /-----------\  /         /-----\    /----        /----------\  /
   / ||       |  \/         / |   |  \/   |         / ||       | \/
  /  ||       ||||          \ |  |      | | |      /  ||       ||||
 *   ||||-----||||           *| | |-----| | |     *   ||||-----||||
     /\/\     /\/\            /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
      This cow belonged        This was Salvadore  No one was sure whether
       to Pablo Picasso       Dali's favorite cow  M.C. Escher's cow had
                                                    four legs or eight


                O__O                             \_|_/
                (oo)                             (oo)
         /-------\/                       /-------\/
        / |     ||                       / |     ||
       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty



                         (__)                        (__)
                 ^^      (oo)                        (--)
             ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
          ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
        ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
     ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
      Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                              (What a bod, huh guys?)


                )\               (__)
               /  \              (oo)
         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Cow swimming at Amityville
 (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)

         *                                                 (__)
          \                                                (DD)
           \                                        /-------\/
           |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
         \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
         \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
          \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
           ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
            \\ ||
             \\||
              \||
               ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
                \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                 \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
  Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                 / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                 / / /    (oo)|      / /
    ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
     ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
        @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
         @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
      /--UU--\/        (____________)
     / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
    *  ||---||

    (New) Jersey Cow



                        O O                 O O
                         \ \               / /
                          \ \          (__) /
           (__)            \ \         (xx)/
           (DD)             \ +--------+\//
    /-------\/               \|        | /
   / |     ||                 +--------+
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
 Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
             at Gillies in Texas


          o  o
          |__|             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
   /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
    ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
  male relative     cow              cow            cow
  cow
                        x
                    xxxx|xxxx
                 xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                        |
                       //
                 (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                 (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
          /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
         / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
        *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
           ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
      Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows


                             o        o             (__)    ^
                              \      /              (oo)   /
                               \    /           _____\/___/
              (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
              (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
     /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
    / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
   *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
      ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                         ^^     ^^           ^    ^
     Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
         Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
    (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
      cow-culus)          Ray Tube)

              o
             | [---]
             |   |
             |   |                              |------========|
        /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
       /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
       |            |                     ___|  |==============|
       |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
       \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
        \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
     -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
     |               |        *  ||------||-----^
     -----------------           ||      |      |
       /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
      /     ----    \
       ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon


                 (__)
                ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
                __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
               /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
              /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
             /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                 \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                  /======   \/            =======/==============//
               *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                  /      \ ^               //                   \\

                      Psycowlogist and patient


                                                (___)
           \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
            \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
         *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
       ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
      ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
                \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                 \__/
    It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
     It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
                                                 //   //
                                                 ^^    ^^


                                           ==================
  _____________________________            H                H
  |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
  |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
  |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
  |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
  |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
  |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
  |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
  |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
  |             |             |            H                H       ||
  |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
  Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard

      (  (    )
    ( (     )   )
    ( (         )
   (           / )
  ( ( \\       )
      ( |  // )
        |   |    (__)
        |   |    (oo)                   (__)
        |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
        |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
      **|   | ---||                \ __________/
     ``'---------^^
         Cow Hide                     Cow Pie>


                    \  |  /         ___________
     ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
    |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
    | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
    |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
    | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
    |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
    | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
 ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
    |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
         `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
          || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                      (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
               /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
              / |     ||        ||_______| \
             *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
                ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^

                         "Cow Town"


               \ (__)                       (__)
               \\(oo)                       (\/)
          /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
         / |    (##)                / |     ||
        *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
           ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
     This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing


          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
 Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love


          (__)                                              (__)
          (oo)                                              (oo)
   /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
  / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
 *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
    ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
  Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
                          *
                       **   **
                  * **  * * *  **
                 *   /  /   \ *  *
              \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
           *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
             /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
             \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
             /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
           \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
          /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                  Cow in Heat


            (___)
            (o o)
      /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
     /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
    |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
    /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
   | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
   *  ^^   ^^      ^^
     Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow


          (__)                 \__\                 (__)
          (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
   /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
  / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
 *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
    OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
 Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow


                  (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                  (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
   /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
  / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
 *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
    OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
       li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow

          ____
         (____)
                                .xxxx.
          (__)                  '(oo)`
          (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
   /-------\/            / |    |============>
  / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
 *  ||----||               ~~    ~
    ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
    holy cow            armed and dangerous


          (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
 *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
     A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull

            (---)
            (   )
           /-----\                          (___)
           |     |                          (o o)
           |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
           |  |  |                  /  / \    O
           |  *  |                 *  | O |
           ^^   ^^                    -----
           Coward                  Phone Bull





  |    |                              |    |           *
  |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
  |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
  |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
  |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
  |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
  |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
  |     _________________             |     _________________
  |    /                              |    /
  |    |                              |    |
  |    |                              |    |
  |    |                              |    |
  |    |                              |    |
  |    |                              |    |
  |    |                              |    |
  |    |                              |    |
 /      \                            /      \

 Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.

  |    |
  |    |
  |    |
  |    |
  |    |
  |    \_________________
  |     _________________
  |    /
  |    |
  |    |
  |    |
  |    |
  |    |
  |    |                                (__)
  |    |                      *---------(..)
 /      \                        ^^----^^\/

 Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.


   .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
         .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
              /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
             /      \              *        :        * ||____||
             | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
      .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
           / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
       .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
      . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
       / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
      |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
     .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
        .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
             !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
             !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
                                            :          ^^    ^^
   The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow



                           ...---...
                        ../  / | \  \..
                      ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
                     /  /   /  |  \   \  \
                    /  /   /   |   \   \  \
                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                    \          |          /
                     \         |         /
                      \        |        /
                       \       |       /
                        \      |      /
                         \     |     /
                          \    |    /
                           \   |   /
                            \  |  /
                             \ | /(__)
                              \|/ (oo)
                           /---++--\/
                          / |  || ||
                         *  ||-++-||
                            ^^    ^^

                Cow surviving attack by Red Baron


               ..---..                             (__)
              /       \                            (oo)
              |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
              |       |                    / |     ||
              |       |                   *  ||----||
              |       |                      ^^    ^^
              |       |
 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////

             Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???


                      (__)
                      (oo)
         /---+      +--\/
        / |  |      | ||
       *  ||-+      +-||
          ^^          ^^                             *

    David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow



                                     (__)
                                     (oo)
                              /-------\/
                             / |     ||
                            *  ||----||
                               ^^    ^^
                              (__)  (__)
                              (oo)  (oo)
                       /-------\/    \/-------\
                      / |     || -^^- ||     | \
                     *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
                       ^^                  ^^
                       (__)                (__)
                       (oo)                (oo)
                /-------\/                  \/-------\
               / |     ||                    ||     | \
              *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
                 ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
                  Barnum's Troupe of performing cows



                     (__)                       _--------_
                     (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
              /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
             / | 007 ||                         __________
            *  ||----||                        |_        _|
               ^^    ^^                          --------
        Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow


                                                      (__)
                                                      (oo)
                                                     /'^^^-m
             (__)                                   / '' ` )
             (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
            / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
           /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
       ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
      *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww

             Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula


         (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
         (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<*)
   /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
  /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
 * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||

 Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter


 *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
  \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
   \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
   /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
  //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
  ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
 Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow        Cow breaking



           (__)
           (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
            \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
        ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
        ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
     *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
         //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
        //__                      Cow           Cow pooing
        Cow marching            standing


    Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
    (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
    ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
    /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//