10 WAYS THE BIBLE WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT IF IT HAD BEEN WRITTEN BY UNIVERSITY STUDENTS
10. The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning cold.
9. The 10 commandments are actually only 5 double spaced and written in a large font.
8. The new edition only every 2 years to limit reselling.
7. The forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
6. Paul's letters to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mails to abeus@romans.gov.
5. The Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
4. The place the end of the world occurs: Finals - not Armageddon.
3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
2. The reason why Moses and the followers walked in the desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask for directions and look like Freshers.
1. Instead of God creating the world in 6 days and resting on the 7th he would have put it off until the night before it was due and then put in an all nighter.