PRIME MINISTER ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 weeks
NOTE: YOU MUST ANSWER TWO OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY TO BE PRIME MINISTER!
- What language is spoken in France?
- Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.
- Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(D) WRITE A PLAY - What religion is the Pope? (Check only one)
(a) Jewish
(B) CATHOLIC
(c) Hindu
(d) Swedish
(e) Agnostic - Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?
- What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?
- How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)
- What are people in the North of England called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(C) NORTHERNERS - Spell - CAT, DOG, PIG
- Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the sixth. Name the previous five.
- Where does rain come from?
(a) Tescos
(b) Homebase
(c) cats and dogs
(D) THE SKY - Can you explain Einsteins's theory of relativity?
(a) Yes
(b) No - What are coat hangers used for?
- God Save The Queen is the National Anthem for what country?
- Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium OR Spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS
- Where is the cellar in a three story building located?
- If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?
- What is the phone number for 999?
- How many Chinese Urns in a dozen?
- If London is the capital of England, what is the capital of England?
- Where does wood come from?
(a) TREES
(b) Concrete
(c) Steel - If I have £10 and I give you £10, how much money do I have left?
(a) £10
(b) Enough to pay a nurse for a week
(c) £4.5 billion
(d) "Under this government £10 is has increased at a far higher rate than under the previous Tory government" - One of your ministers has defrauded the tax payer out of over £100,000 in expenses for a home he no longer owns. Should you:
(a) Sack him, he's obviously a criminal
(b) Report him to the police, he's obviously a criminal
(c) Report him to the parliamentary watchdog and ask for his resignation, he's obviously a criminal
(d) Do nothing - he's a nice bloke and obviously it was some sort of a misunderstanding - The economy is moving into recession, manufacturing is in steep decline, the stock market has collapsed, and the firemen are on strike. Should you:
(a) Bomb Iraq
(b) Bomb Iraq
(c) Bomb Iraq
(d) Bomb France, then bomb Iraq