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- How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It. - How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It. - How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path - How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It. - What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam! - What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids - What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick. - What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese. - What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. - What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko. - What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk. - What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite. - What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck. - What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef. - Where Do You Find a Cat With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him. - Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers. - Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog. - What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka. - What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag. - Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. - What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. - How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
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Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile!